User blog:Thunder Luigi/April Fool's Day Insert

''Like its current owner, the Valkyrie can be elegant and brutal as it needs to be, housing enough firepower to decimate even the toughest of Vossk space fleets and still be able to smash through another. That being said, it has many blind spots its heavy turrets simply cannot reach and its propulsion systems can only move the station so fast. Dedicated repair crews are always on standby to recover any damage absorbed and can often be seen fixing punctures and breakages near the end of firefights.''



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''In his endless hedonistic pursuits, Mkkt Bkkt purchased this once-derelict Midorian space station with the intention of turning it into a galactic dance club. From the moment you park your ship, the latest dance hits pulse through a custom sound system throughout most of the station that provides the highest fidelity short of having live performances. It eventually became a very popular club, until more and more pirates became its regular attendees, scaring away other party-goers. Their uncontrollable demand for Buskat depleted Mkkt Bkkt's supply, inevitably leading to a lockdown masqueraded as "increased attendance". The smell of various club drugs, octopod slime, and blood from a recent skirmish still waft through its air ducts.''