Board Thread:Questions and Answers/@comment-72.184.138.100-20121213215759/@comment-74.100.144.195-20130205030127

1. Shoot your leg off

2. Replace your leg with a stick

3. Rip your eyeball out and use an eyepatch

4. Buy a parrot

5. Buy a ship

6. Buy mercenaries

7. Buy ragged clothing, contract scurvy, and never brush your teeth